Inspired by @TerryTyler4 and an offhand comment: https://twitter.com/TerryTyler4/status/210463019149443072
“I said, what did you think?” Her lips were close to his ear.
“It was fine” he said hastily, his wrists chafing against the harsh rope tying them together.
“Just… Fine?” She entered his field of vision, walking slowly and purposefully. He saw her fingers clutching the short whip and his forehead started to sweat.
“Good, great, the best!”
This isn’t what he expected. How on earth did she find him? He was starting to panic.
Her eyes burned into his, her rage barely contained.
This was the last time he’d give a self published author a three star review.