Good evening everyone. It’s really great to see you all here again. And to the new faces I can see, welcome to ‘Sarcastics Anonymous’.
I think you’ll find what we do inspiring and a massive help to break the cycle. You can be sure, everything you say will be taken extremely seriously. Personally, I can’t wait to hear your fascinating stories, and what it was that brought you here.
We’re very friendly, so there’s no need to be shy, and the tea and cakes provided by Mrs Willis are delicious.
So, tell me. Has sarcasm been a problem for you?