Bake-off

30 Jan

“I’ve seen some fucking arrogance in my time, but you really take the cake.”

“I think you’ll find it’s ‘biscuit’.”

“What?”

“Biscuit, dear. The idiom you’re groping for is ‘really take the biscuit’.”

“Is this what we’re doing? We’re really arguing about idiom, now? And don’t call me ‘dear’. You know I hate it. It’s so patronising.”

“That’s a long word for you, isn’t it? My gosh. Have you been reading a dictionary while I’ve been busy keeping you in the manner to which you have become accustomed?”

The flower pot whistled past his head & smashed on the wall.

Advertisements

Peer review...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: